Halloween Massacre in the Neighborhood

So when we got home yesterday evening after a fun-filled day at the farm, we were surprised to see that a tragedy had occurred at one of our neighbor's houses.  Police had already been on the scene to investigate and had left their yellow caution tape (do police actually use "caution" tape or crime scene tape?) around the scene.  It must have happened very recently because they still hadn't removed the body.  Freaky!  Wonder if this has been ruled a homicide or an accident?  Did his wife find out he was cheating and freak out and chase him down with the lawn mower?  Or is this the preferred killing method of a new serial killer?  For whatever reason, we locked our doors good last night!  Ha!

Poor dude!  And I'm not sure what the toilet paper is about.  Is this the killer's signature? 

Oh my, couldn't they have at least removed the lawn mower from on top of the victim.  Of course, I am sure it will be gruesome to see the damage those sharp blades did.  *Shudder* 

It was definitely a direct hit!  We no longer just have to be afraid of axe murderers on halloween anymore!